Tell that to Florida’s orange growers.

“The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.”
Shakespeare

Don’t burn your bed to catch a flea.
Turkish Proverb

“I may be drunk Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill

Wit.  A good insult

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