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Buckle up, pop culture enthusiasts! It’s time for another whirlwind tour of the ridiculous world of fame.
First up, Taylor Swift is braving the Arctic chill in Green Bay, because nothing warms the heart like watching Travis Kelce in action. Who needs a scarf when you’ve got star power?
Nick Cannon, the father of apparently half of Hollywood’s children, confesses to spending a casual $200,000 yearly at Disneyland.
The rumor mill churns out a spicy tale of Sarah Palin and NBA’s Glen Rice. Ah, the stories politics and basketball could tell.
Jane Fonda, looking for love in all the young places, admits she’s into 20-year-olds. Who needs retirement when you’ve got a toy boy?
Harry and Meghan find themselves uninvited to Archie’s godfather’s wedding. Maybe their invite got lost in the royal mail?
Over on ‘Jeopardy!,’ contestants draw a blank on Led Zeppelin. Knowing ancient history is easier than knowing rock history, apparently.
Beyoncé’s ‘Renaissance’ debuts at No. 1. Yay.
KISS plans to tour forever with digital avatars. The only thing better than aging rockers is their forever-young holograms.
Sideline Reporter Jenny Dell confesses her swimsuit model ambitions. Hey, everyone needs a backup career plan.
‘Aquaman And The Lost Kingdom’ isn’t making waves at the box office. Maybe Jason Momoa’s trident needs a little more sparkle?
Cher admits she’s ‘madly in love’ with Val Kilmer, proving that love doesn’t just lift us up; it takes us back in time.
Roger Waters’ son, fired from dad’s band, now jams with a Pink Floyd tribute band. Who needs family when you’ve got fans?
A ‘missing’ Botticelli worth $109M turns up in an Italian home. How does that even happen?
Vanilla Ice reminisces about his wild days with Pablo Escobar’s cartel. Just normal stuff, really.
Red Lobster’s endless shrimp promo backfires, costing them $11 million. Turns out, people really like all you can eat food.
And finally, King Charles’ ‘ridiculous’ demands include ironed shoelaces and a specific toothpaste length. Being royal is serious business.
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