Descriptions:
Kicking off with a real brain-buster: Are we living in a computer simulation like ‘The Matrix’? Reality just wasn’t confusing enough already.
Hugh Grant shares his deep, abiding love (read: hatred) for playing an Oompa Loompa in ‘Wonka.’ It’s tough when you need to pay the bills in Loompa Land.
A giant ‘hole’ in the sun wider than 60 Earths is hurling solar wind at us. In other news, the universe remains indifferent to our existence.
Peyton Manning had a priceless reaction to Jaguars’ pool girls. Poolside entertainment while watching sports? Yes please.
The world’s first ‘GIGAYACHT’ is on the horizon, putting Jeff Bezos’ boat to shame. Will the Gigayacht be available on Amazon’s two-day shipping? We hope.
Margot Robbie plays hardball with ‘Oppenheimer’ producers over ‘Barbie’s release date. It’s Barbie vs. the Bomb, and Barbie’s not blinking.
Prince Harry makes a royal appearance at London court to win back UK police protection. Who doesn’t love a little courtroom drama with their tea?
Stay tuned as we dive into these stories with more sass than a reality TV star.
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