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Welcome back to your favorite sarcastic spin on today’s most eyebrow-raising celebrity headlines. We’re diving into the latest gossip with our signature blend of humor and disbelief.
First up, a woman apologizes for wearing nothing but ‘body paint’ to the gym. Because who needs workout clothes when you can have a walking art exhibit?
Then, for all of us who are tragically unhip, a teacher reveals the new middle school slang. Prepare to feel ancient as we decipher the mysterious language of today’s youth.
Ian Ziering gets a beatdown from mini-bikers in Hollywood. It’s not your typical day in Tinseltown. Word of advice: Don’t get out of your car to fight dozens of bikers.
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck have what looks like a tense discussion while shopping for expensive jewelry. Nothing says romance like a public disagreement surrounded by cameras and diamonds.
Meghan Markle is reportedly ‘desperate for endorsements’ after failing to secure a deal with Dior. Kinda looks like 2024 is going to be a lot like 2023 for her.
Martha Stewart, at 82, cranks up the heat with a suggestive nightgown selfie. Age is just a number, and Martha’s proving that you’re never too old to break the internet.
Dale Earnhardt turned down Willie Nelson’s joint offer on the set of their Wrangler ad. It’s the country crossover we never knew we needed but are thoroughly entertained by.
And in more alarming news, an asteroid might hit Earth in 2024. Between celebrity drama and potential space disasters, it’s a wonder we get any sleep.
Lastly, Fox News had to apologize after mistakenly claiming that MLB Hall of Famer Frank Thomas had passed away. Fact-checking, anyone?
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