Descriptions:
Hold onto your horoscopes! The final new moon of 2023 is supposedly a gateway to an alternative universe. We like change. Bring it on, moon.
Cecily Strong said ‘no thanks’ to a return to ‘SNL’ because of an ‘uncomfortable’ sketch. In other news, water is wet, and today’s comedians now have boundaries.
Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell are turning red carpets into their personal flirtation station. Aww. Hollywood is super romantic.
Elon Musk out here threatening to go to prison if the powers that be mess with ‘X’. Prison is highly unlikely for Elon since he has enough money to hire every lawyer on the planet.
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